Running out for ideas for Christmas gifts? To try and save you a bit of head-scratching, Hugo’s lined up a sackful of inventive and bizarre gifts.

Boyfriend Pillow
This one’s for the single ladies. Give them the gift of a man’s hug – without the snoring, rolling around in bed or random bursts of flatulence. Now they can feel loved and enjoy a good night’s sleep at the same time! Sultry-looking brunette not included with product. (Buy)

Teddy Bear Lamp
Is it a teddy bear? Is it a lamp? Whichever way you choose to see it, the Teddy Bear Lamp certainly adds a nice furry touch to a room as he sits quietly on a nightstand. Hugging bear/lamp to sleep not recommended. (Buy)

Running Alarm Clock
Have a mate who’s always late because he or she can’t wake up? Introduce them to Clocky. This intelligent alarm clock jumps off your nightstand and runs away if you press snooze the first time. It then rings again and keeps running around the room until you get up eventually! Your mate will never be late again. (Buy)

Indian Curry Toothpaste
Here’s one for the mate who has funky breath no one dares to tell him about – a box set of 31 tubes of toothpaste. The set consists of exotic flavors such as Indian Curry, Kiwi Fruit, Bitter Chocolate, Cola that will ensure you won’t have to hold your breath the next time you meet up. (Buy)

Moo Mixer
Here’s a way to get some milk for the kids, minus all the messy udder squeezing business. Simply put milk power into mug, add hot water, press the button on the handle and voila! Hot chocolate milk in your hands. (Buy)

Instant Underpants
Hugo has a mate who makes texts him really strange questions after he’s had a big night out. Sometimes he’s not sure where he is, sometimes he’s forgotten his name, and sometimes it’s because he finds his underpants have strangely disappeared. Gift your mates these instant underpants, they’ll always have an extra pair on the go! (Buy)

Giant Gummy Bear
What’s better than simply getting a bag of gummy bears? Getting one giant gummy bear! About 88 times larger than regular ones and weighing half a pound, this bear certainly packs a bite. (Buy)

Tiki Head Tissue Box Cover
For the person who says he has everything, he probably doesn’t have this charming Tikihead tissue box holder! Adding an exotic touch to any room, this is a gift not to be sneezed at. (Buy)

Remote-controlled Tarantula
If you have a mate who’s constantly having to call in the pest busters, this might be just what they need. With a fearsome remote controlled tarantula cockroaches and lizards might think twice before roaming around the house. Also useful if he feels like scaring the crazy cat lady next door. (Buy)

Nose Pencil Sharpener
It’s incredibly easy to use – just stick your pencil in a nostril, twist it a few times, and your pencil comes out all nice and sharp. Free of snot too! Suitable for mates who are artists, architects, use pencils often or can’t stop picking the noses. (Buy)

Need more gift ideas? Text Hugo anytime!